My mirror thinks I look sexy and my camera’s just a bitch.
Don’t like your own Facebook status updates. Just don’t.
I’m never smarter than a 5th grader…
Uno: Where shit gets real.
I don’t play video games and STILL thought this was hilarious.
Tell me about it… #Troof!
I don’t think I ever made anyone’s MySpace Top 8…
I do this ALL THE TIME! And usually get nothing done.