Bootycall Warning
If your bootycall arrives in sweatpants and a hoodie, that’s a major red flag… to just toot it and boot it!
Okay, reading that back, really makes me proud that I’m me. And really afraid that my life has become an episode of Glee.
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Book #3 Announced!
Alright, this is it, my third book!
When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People!: A Book About Growing Up, Screwing Up, and Moving Up, with Just an Ounce of Maturity
COMING JULY 2012
Description:
When life has handed him way too many ridiculous absurdities, the smart-mouthed and quick-witted Zack Gonzalez decides that life’s lemons aren’t bestowed for selfish affairs such as making lemonade.
In a wild concoction of hilariously brash narratives, Zack recounts all of his life’s most erratic moments, shaping the character he is today. Whether it’s trying to convince his principal that the reason his hair is orange is because his mother made him color it, arguing with his great-grandmother over whether she’s taking a shot of gin or just drinking her “medicine,” or being voted the team’s least valuable player, Zack really knows how to take life’s lemons… and chuck them in the other direction, for the sake of his sanity; and sometimes at the cost of others’.
Welcome to very unique life of Zack…
Come Get Some!
11-11-11 (this Friday) I will be in Tampa Bay, FL at the TradeWinds Island Resort for the National Autism Conference, and I have my own Breakout Session. Stop by and you just might get lucky.
I have a whole lot of FREE stuff to give away! Eyedews is allowing me to do a LIVE Freebie-Friday, so I have a whole lotta ‘Dews to give out. I have Play Now shirts, signed books (not just my own books), and MORE! It’s gonna be fun, funny, frivolous, and ridiculous all at the same time. And you’ll learn some stuff, too (hopefully).
Anyway, come on out and win some free shit and be sure to pay attention to EVERYTHING I say, because after my session, I will get my ass to my laptop and begin tweeting and Facebooking questions for you to answer and win MORE FREE shit. So, get on it.
Details:
BREAKOUT SESSIONS: Zack Gonzalez
Friday, November 11, 2011 at 3:00 PM EST
TradeWinds Island Grand Resorts on St. Pete Beach
5600 Gulf Boulevard
St. Pete Beach, FL 33706
Zack Gonzalez Book Signing (Saving Deets! & Charity Bites!)
Saturday, November 12, 2011 at 10:30 AM EST
5600 Gulf Boulevard
St. Pete Beach, FL 33706
Facebook: Zack Gonzalez
Twitter: @ZackGonzalez
Come get some!
