Abercrombie and Fitch has offered Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino a “substantial” amount of money to no longer strut his abs in their clothes. Apparently only their hand-selected whores are allowed to rock the overly-fitted apparel. They claim it’s “distressing” to many of their “fans.” The offer was also extended to all Jersey Shore cast members.
As much as I am disgusted by The Situation and other STD-infested cast members (including the sausage, or as you may refer to it as, Snooki), I think A&F is being completely ridiculous. And I’m not the only one.
TMZ reported that today, a day after releasing their public statement, A&F’s stock dropped 9%. Clearly this cast of whores has a lot more power than we all anticipated. Before we know it, Snooki will be President. God help us all!
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