Rats!

So there’s a man from some unheard of city in Illinois that’s trying to sue Pepsi for allegedly finding a mouse in his can of Mountain Dew.

If you’re drinking Mountain Dew, you’re from Illinois, and your name is Ronald Ball, then I’m surprised you even know what a lawsuit is. It’s not a set of fancy clothes rich lawyers wear to court, Mr. Ball. It something that requires time, money, and factual evidence. Two of which, you’re clearly lacking.