“A Sicilian couple allegedly used butter to suffocate the woman’s ex-husband, believing it would melt before an autopsy was performed.”

I don’t know if crimes are becoming more creative or more asinine. Killing people with butter? You gotta admit, pretty clever. But then it brings in the thought, Maybe they were just too cheap, or too stupid, to come up with anything else. And could they have picked anything messier? What did they think that the investigators would think this man just loved butter so much that he decided to stuff his face to the point of suffocation? How idiotic can they be. 

And what about the people reporting this? I mean, forget the people dying in third world countries or the fact that we’re running low on resources or the fact that Donald Trump thinks he can be taken seriously. 

It all comes down to: Only silly people report silly news. I hope me blogging about this says enough.