R. Kelly's Still Trapped in the Closet

R. Kelly’s Still Trapped in the Closet

R&B singer, R. Kelly, is requesting funding for 32 MORE chapters of his overly exhausted Trapped in the Closet “hip-hopera”(?).

It’s time for Mr. Kelly to come out already. He’s been trapped in the closet for too damn long, and the last thing any of us need is for it to be dragged out any more. Especially thirty-two more chapters. Maybe Jeffree Star can help the brotha’ out with a little “funding.”