Snooki Gets Sued!

It was discovered today that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi just got her butt handed to her on top of a juicy, spray-tanned lawsuit.

Apparently, Snook signed a deal to team up with SRG Ventures last year, and then sued them this year for not living up to their end of the deal.

Their end of the deal:

Branding… like Snooki school supplies, watches, lingerie… and shoes.

Snooki school supplies? Because Snooki is exactly what every girl in elementary school needs on their folders; a tanned, tiny, floozy little munchkin.

Now SRG has served homegirl with another punch to the face: their counter claim; $7 million-dollars. This might be the first time she’s been handed with a 7-incher that she can’t just blow away.

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