AMA Wrap-Up

So last night was the American Music Awards and I felt it was my duty to report a little show wrap-up:

Justin Bieber was absent for a major part of the show, probably making more babies backstage while Selena Gomez was sitting alongside her “big sis” Jack Skellington (Taylor Swift—who took home almost every award).

Kelly Clarkson has been missing sessions with her personal trainer.

LMFAO got naked.

Rihanna was nominated for an award against Chris Brown, and won, but was “unable to be here” because she was afraid Chris wouldn’t be happy losing. Which he should learn to accept, being just shy of losing his sanity, his temper, and his dignity.

And The Hoff embarrassed himself while struggling to shake his pelvis on stage.

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