Alright, so I know I’m a little late, but maybe that means I’m just pregnant. Anyway, Avril Lavigne and her boo, Brody Jenner, were involved in girlfight at the Hollywood Roosevelt the other night. Avril says that she was “attacked” by five people and Brody took a bottle to the face.
Come on, Brody, you know’ve taken much larger similar-to-a-bottle shaped items to the face plenty of times before. I mean, you were even girlfriend’s with the biggest similar-to-a-bottle shaped tool around (Spencer Pratt).
Mr. Kris Jenner (Bruce) must be so proud that two of his babies are making headlines. Kim’s getting divorced, Brody’s getting bitch-slapped, and his wife is off on a book tour leaving him to play with his toys in peace. 
(To the right you’ll find a photo of Bruce Jenner with his proud face on.)
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