Lohan Bares All!
We all knew this day was coming… The day Lindsay Lohan signed a deal to pose nude for Playboy. She’s signed a deal with The Hef to pose full frontal. I wonder if they’ll have a scratch and sniff feature…
Wait, is it even possible to reproduce the smell of tuna on a scratch and sniff card? I guess we’ll find out soon enough!
She’s also been offered to mold her no-no parts for a sex toy company who’s willing to market the Lindsay’s No-No to Go toy. We have yet to hear back from The Lohan.
Oh, and he dad, Michael Lohan, was recently arrested again. But that’s not news; it’s assumed fate.
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