Dancing with the “Stars”

This week was the premier of the thirteenth season of Dancing with the Stars. This season, producers said they would only accept A-list celebrities. Well, they hit it out of the park with this line-up. 

Nancy Grace, who’s only entertaining on the news; the most unentertaining part of TV. 

David Arquette, the actor who’s most famous for his role in rehab. 

Rob Kardashian, who’s “famous” for living in the shadow of a bunch of asses. 

Chaz Bono, the one famous for being a man, but doesn’t have the balls to prove it. 

Rob Artest, or as he prefers, Metta World Peace; a joke in itself. 

And JR Martinez. Most people think he’s black, but he’s just burned. 

Nobody knows or cares about the rest. 

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