Dancing with the “Stars”
This week was the premier of the thirteenth season of Dancing with the Stars. This season, producers said they would only accept A-list celebrities. Well, they hit it out of the park with this line-up.
Nancy Grace, who’s only entertaining on the news; the most unentertaining part of TV.
David Arquette, the actor who’s most famous for his role in rehab.
Rob Kardashian, who’s “famous” for living in the shadow of a bunch of asses.
Chaz Bono, the one famous for being a man, but doesn’t have the balls to prove it.
Rob Artest, or as he prefers, Metta World Peace; a joke in itself.
And JR Martinez. Most people think he’s black, but he’s just burned.
Nobody knows or cares about the rest.