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My New Book On Sale Today!
My new book, When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People!, is NOW ON SALE! Download it on your Kindle or Nook, or purchase it in paperback!  It’s definitely my favorite book. I talk about smoking my first cigarette at age nine, drinking all the wine at my first holy communion, dating cougars, playing matchmaker by putting my friend on Craigslist, and more! It’s basically my...
Jul 24th
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Why I Don't Shop At Walmart
Just the other day, a woman was shopping at Walmart when a man approached her and told her he was from America’s Funniest Home Videos. He then told her that if she allowed him to play with her feet, all of her groceries would be paid for.  He took a picture of her foot, then kissed her foot, and then after she followed him behind a clothesrack in Walmart, he began sucking on her toes. To...
Jul 22nd
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“If your name is ‘Christina’ and you spell it ‘Xtina’, there’s a 99% chance...”
– (via jezebellion)
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To All The Misfits
This morning a very wise friend told me, “This means you’re growing up.” And it really hit me hard. Growing up. For the first time, I saw myself make a mistake and regret it, and then tell myself, “It’s okay.” And that’s the reality of it. That’s what growing up is: learning that it’s okay to make mistakes.  With the release of my new book...
Jul 22nd
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Jul 14th
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Recent Press
Zack’s been busy promoting his new book and getting the word out about Laugh Now for Autism: Hollywood. The book, When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People!, debuts July 24th and Laugh Now will take place at the Laugh Factory on July 25th! INTERVIEW ON SURFERWIFE.COM (July 10, 2012) “ It was either write another book or begin hooking. And at the time I agreed to write this book, I...
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Craigslist: The Idiots Guide to Life!
Craigslist is the idiot’s guide to Life, using the internet. From dating and personal ads, to “jobs,” to shopping—CL’s got it all. And this clearly displays the intelligence and merit needed to use a website of this significance.  But don’t hate me Craigslist users, for I plan to one day find my soulmate on there. And soon after, that’s where I’ll...
Jul 3rd
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