January 2012
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The Truth... "But as a Friendly Way"
Some teenagers today make me embarrassed to admit my own age. Here I am, saving the world, trying to save the bad reputation of teens, and then someone goes and posts something like this on Facebook:
To All Those Ppl iConfesses To Don’t Think Of What iSaid To Much Kay Cuz iSaid The Truth But As A Friendly Way(:
This proceeded by this:
Holy Shit iFucken Scared Just Saw A Strange Shadow...
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Beyonce, 4-real?
Breaking News: (not so breaking anymore) Beyonce and Jay-Z welcome their first child, Blue Ivy-Z, to the world. I’m not sure if that’s her official last name, but I’m assuming since her mother clearly doesn’t seem to have one. And Z is apparently her father’s.
At first I thought the name was interesting and not something completely repulsive (like Moroccan). But...
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Book #3 Announced!
Alright, this is it, my third book!
When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People!: A Book About Growing Up, Screwing Up, and Moving Up, with Just an Ounce of Maturity
COMING JULY 2012
Description:
When life has handed him way too many ridiculous absurdities, the smart-mouthed and quick-witted Zack Gonzalez decides that life’s lemons aren’t bestowed for selfish...
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Rats!
So there’s a man from some unheard of city in Illinois that’s trying to sue Pepsi for allegedly finding a mouse in his can of Mountain Dew.
If you’re drinking Mountain Dew, you’re from Illinois, and your name is Ronald Ball, then I’m surprised you even know what a lawsuit is. It’s not a set of fancy clothes rich lawyers wear to court, Mr. Ball. It something...
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“It’s not that I don’t like you, I’m just trying to abide by...”
– Zack Gonzalez
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