December 2011
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When In Sicily!
“A Sicilian couple allegedly used butter to suffocate the woman’s ex-husband, believing it would melt before an autopsy was performed.”
I don’t know if crimes are becoming more creative or more asinine. Killing people with butter? You gotta admit, pretty clever. But then it brings in the thought, Maybe they were just too cheap, or too stupid, to come up with anything...
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R. Kelly's Still Trapped in the Closet
R&B singer, R. Kelly, is requesting funding for 32 MORE chapters of his overly exhausted Trapped in the Closet “hip-hopera”(?).
It’s time for Mr. Kelly to come out already. He’s been trapped in the closet for too damn long, and the last thing any of us need is for it to be dragged out any more. Especially thirty-two more chapters. Maybe Jeffree Star can help the...
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Snooki Gets Sued!
It was discovered today that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi just got her butt handed to her on top of a juicy, spray-tanned lawsuit.
Apparently, Snook signed a deal to team up with SRG Ventures last year, and then sued them this year for not living up to their end of the deal.
Their end of the deal:
Branding… like Snooki school supplies, watches, lingerie… and shoes.
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Whoopi Makes Whoopsie!
As if Whoopi Goldberg couldn’t get any less classy, she goes and farts on national television during an interview with critically acclaimed actress, Claire Danes.
I am not the type of person that sits around and watches The View, but one morning, during my daily ritual of doing nothing, I decided to tune in, and it was not pretty. I’m more of the type to watch Maury, or even...
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Kanye--A True Inspiration... Of Narcissism
Just when I thought Kanye West couldn’t dig himself into an even deeper hole, he goes an releases a video that shows him stating that he wants world leaders to attend his funeral because he inspired them.
“I was just thinking about my funeral and stuff a couple days ago and thinking who would be at the funeral… People who I want to be in the funeral? I wanna have world leaders that...
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Smell This, Missy!
If there’s anyone who believes in fair game, it’s Mr. Zack. And a young woman learned all too quickly, why it isn’t smart to cheat on her boyfriend and think he’s not going to find out. Especially if he’s a tattoo artist.
After finding out that his boo slept with his BFF, he hatched a plot of revenge to take the bitch down. And he left her saying, “Holy...