November 2011
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The Black Friday Pepper Sprayer
Black Friday is the one day a year we all wake up extra early in hopes to score a deal. But this year, shoppers scored a face full of pepper spray. A woman was so determined to snag an X-box, that she felt it was necessary to spray everyone around her. At Walmart, none the less.  Twenty innocent bystandards were injured.  This is so stupid. It’s a fucking X-box. And if she’s (one)...
Nov 26th
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Nov 24th
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AMA Wrap-Up
So last night was the American Music Awards and I felt it was my duty to report a little show wrap-up:  Justin Bieber was absent for a major part of the show, probably making more babies backstage while Selena Gomez was sitting alongside her “big sis” Jack Skellington (Taylor Swift—who took home almost every award).  Kelly Clarkson has been missing sessions with her personal...
Nov 21st
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Lohan Doesn't Bare All!
Not too long ago, we all heard that Lindsay Lohan was posing “full-frontal” nude for Playboy magazine, and now (after re-shooting her spread) it’s been learned that even Hef was displeased with Lindsay’s no-no place.  Now, ”She’s expected to appear nude, but “strategically covered up” in certain shots..” In other words, Lohan’s vag made even Hef gag.  A...
Nov 11th
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Come Get Some!
11-11-11 (this Friday) I will be in Tampa Bay, FL at the TradeWinds Island Resort for the National Autism Conference, and I have my own Breakout Session. Stop by and you just might get lucky.  I have a whole lot of FREE stuff to give away! Eyedews is allowing me to do a LIVE Freebie-Friday, so I have a whole lotta ‘Dews to give out. I have Play Now shirts, signed books (not just my own...
Nov 10th
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Nov 10th
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Diary of a Mad Black Community
Kim Kardashian loves black men. And she’s especially loving Tyler Perry for casting her in his latest Hallelujah, do-gooder movie The Marriage Counselor. Well it’s now stirred up a little hissy fit amongst the Tyler Perry fans. They don’t feel Kim K represents his Christian values style of movies, because Janet Jackson and Tasha Smith are so classy, right? And Madea always...
Nov 9th
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20... Too Many!
The Duggar family (of TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting) announced they’re expecting their twentieth child. That’s about twenty too many for me. And I thought my father’s defiance of birth control, resulting in five children, was excessive.  I’m not sure if it’s Mrs. Duggar who enjoys shooting out babies or Mr. Duggar that enjoys shooting out loads, but one of them is...
Nov 9th
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Bruce Jenner Must Be Proud!
Alright, so I know I’m a little late, but maybe that means I’m just pregnant. Anyway, Avril Lavigne and her boo, Brody Jenner, were involved in girlfight at the Hollywood Roosevelt the other night. Avril says that she was “attacked” by five people and Brody took a bottle to the face. Come on, Brody, you know’ve taken much larger similar-to-a-bottle shaped items to...
Nov 8th
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