November 2011
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Kardashian Calls it Kwits!
Kut—That’s a wrap… for Kim Karshian’s marriage to pro-athlete, Kris Humphries. There’s a shocker for you, America! Kim K filed for divorce today stating the reason for divorce is “irreconcilable differences.” What, their difference in size?
This is Kim’s second failed marriage, but this time it only lasted a mere 72-days.
“After careful...
October 2011
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Lohan Bares All!
We all knew this day was coming… The day Lindsay Lohan signed a deal to pose nude for Playboy. She’s signed a deal with The Hef to pose full frontal. I wonder if they’ll have a scratch and sniff feature…
Wait, is it even possible to reproduce the smell of tuna on a scratch and sniff card? I guess we’ll find out soon enough!
She’s also been offered to mold...
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Lohan Cashes In!
Dina Lohan has decided that since society clearly isn’t interested in daughter Ali Lohan, that she would keep her money-makers in Lindsay’s direction and is now trying to sell a tell-all book.
The leaked Prologue reads, “I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively.” Yeah, and how about yourself? I didn’t...
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Soulja Boy Up In That Big House!
Rapper Soulja Boy got the handcuffs cranked up on him after being busted and jailed today for possession of drugs, weapons, money, and a puppy. The puppy being the most shocking, by far.
The po-po pulled his car over for a “routine traffic stop” (AKA racial profiling) where it was discovered that Mr. Boy had enough marijuana to get him an “intent to distribute” charge...
