tastefullyoffensive:

Scumbag Santa

Dying—this is hilarious! Damn Santa! 

Can the world just end already? 

Can the world just end already? 

Be thankful I took a beating for your enjoyment! 

My mirror thinks I look sexy and my camera’s just a bitch. 

My mirror thinks I look sexy and my camera’s just a bitch. 

I do this every day…

I do this every day…

Don’t like your own Facebook status updates. Just don’t. 

Don’t like your own Facebook status updates. Just don’t. 

I’m never smarter than a 5th grader…

I’m never smarter than a 5th grader…

Uno: Where shit gets real. 

Uno: Where shit gets real. 

TROOF! 

TROOF! 

I don’t play video games and STILL thought this was hilarious. 

I don’t play video games and STILL thought this was hilarious.